(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken, delayed due to more pressing posts...)
PETRIFIED POULTRY!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Oh ma gawd, buddy - wut happened heer? How did yez cum ta this fate?? Wut Medusa tirned ya ta stone??
And who tha cluck stuck that stick up....
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
This iz juss horrafryin' ! A fellow berd cut down in that prime a hiz life, and terned inta a lamp??
What will become uv me if a evah let ma vigilants down?? I could become a cookie jar??
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Uv course, becoming a bronzed god might make sum sense, but ah'd prefer if it was a bust or proper stat-choo, NOT mah skin an bones....
Life. So cruel. So harpless....
Cluck fer now...
Aw, c'mon Charlie. You would make a GREAT cookie jar! Oh Charlie, come out, come out, wherever you are.
ReplyDeleteGood luck with that!
ReplyDeleteThey don't call them "chicken" by accident...