Saturday, July 28, 2012

Chicken Scratch


(posted by weekend guest blogger Charles D. Chicken III, Esquire...)

What ho, gents and miladies!!

Hip Hip Ho, Jolly Hut!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Just 'avin' a wee spotta tea, whilst I preepare ta tune inta thee Oh-lympics. I am a-tingle with excrement over this event!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

I missed tha openin' sara-moanies, but I unnerstand The Beatles performed, as did sum other groops. Mebbe sum British peepels??

I have cleerly no idea, but I'm more innerested in tha events. Beach Volleyball, Wimmen's Jumpin' jacks, Wimmen's Mud Wrestlin'... basically challenges uv skill an ladiness...

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

I'm also innerested in tha bets I made - Ole Chuckie has his chicken fingers crossed fer sum spacific outcomes, yessir...

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Better finnish ma tea - keep ma crumpets toasty, and settle in fer sum TV - c'mon Men's Hunnerd Meeter Splints!!

Cluck fer now!!

6 comments:

  1. Mrs That Dan Guy9:29 AM

    Oh brother! Ya, what's in your spot of tea anyways Charlie! Or should I say for the duration of the Olympics "Charles".
    Hey, I thought you would be waving your chicken-sized Canadian flag Charles!?

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  2. Charlie, you've recovered nicely since last weekend. Splints...chicken feet...made an odd connection there.

    Go Canada!

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  3. Sometimes he drops the ball, that band-wagon-jumping bird...

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  4. You can never connect the dots with that character...

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  5. Ah, I think most things are getting preempted for the Olympics so why not a blog too?

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  6. Hey, maybe a rerun??

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