Chicken Scratch

(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken...)

Hello??

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

So, this is wut a hoom-iddy-frier looks like?

I don unnerstand how it works? Where's tha water? Where's tha hoom-iddity?

Where's ma car, dude?

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Hey!

Look Ma - I'm a pop-tart! A whack-a-mole!

OK, OK, enough fun fer one mornin' - I'll juss pull ma head out...

Uhh, I'll juss pull ma head O-U-T!!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Fer cripes' sake...

Anyone got any butter??

A lil bit a can-ola oil??

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

NO! NOT A HAMMER!!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Cluck fer now - (call 9-11!!)....