I know that I'm not supposed to shower with a plugged-in toaster.

I know that I'm gonna get bit, if I play with a snake.

I know that whatever goes up, must come down, even if it's filled with helium and filmed by Disney.

I know that an apple a day keeps the doctor away, especially if he's a vampire and you lace it with garlic.

I know that s@#* runs downhill, except maybe in space.

I know that weevils wobble, but they won't fall down. Or maybe it's weebles, and I have no idea what those are...

What I DIDN'T know, was that a f#*!ing potato peeler also could be pretty good at peeling fingertips off..

Class dismissed...

Chow for now!