Chicken Scratch
(posted by weekend guest crooner...uh, I mean blogger, Charlie Chicken)
“Oh Baby, yeah - gotta fill the salt shaker,
Pretty lady, oo-ee, salt shaker, fill-ee!!”
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
“SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE”
“SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE”
“I filled it, yes I did,
Ain’t haveta fib...”
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
“Oh Baby, yeah - filled your salt shaker,
Salty stuff, you nasty thang!!”
“SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE”
“SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE”
“Salt shaker’s full, that ain’t no bull
Salt shaker’s full, way better than wool!!”
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
“SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE”
“TASTY!!!!”
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Man, they sure don’t write ‘em like that anymore!
Cluck fer now...
Charlie, I dont think they EVER wrote em like that! Sheesh, a crooner you aint! Dont think you are getting that on i-tunes or anywhere else ya crazy piece of poultry! (Ya, that is "poultry" singing, not "sultry" singing, ha!)
ReplyDeleteYou have to admit - the bird knows classic songwriting when he sees it...
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