Chicken Scratch
(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken...)
Aww, phooey!!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Cluckin’ annual fisical - an’ tha stoopid equipment ain’t sized rite!! Tha cuff fer this blood pressure checker-upper iz too small fer ma chicken gams, an’ ma wings appeers ta be permanently attached ta my sides - so I gotta wear tha cuff on ma whole body!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Cluckin’ science - instead a my arm gettin’ squished, my paunch gets pressed so hard my eyeballs pop outta ma head!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Pretty sur I mighta had a little accident too, if ya know wut I mean...
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Cluck fer now...
LMAO! OMG! Seeing your "paunch" get squished and imagining your chicken eyeballs poppin outta your head just makes me giggle!
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Hmm, I wonder what your blood pressure was? You didnt mention THAT!
I ain't cleaning that up!!
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