Chicken Scratch
(posted by one chillin’ chunka poultry...)
“Duck Down, Summer Inna City,
Backa my neck feelin’ dirt n gritty...”
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Howdy, losers! Ole Charlie is takin’ in sum rays on a fine, fine summer day. Even ma giblets is toasty!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Pretty quiet out here, aside from one cluckin’ hawk that keeps forcin’ me ta duck under this here lawn chair - ain’t he ever hearda Egg McMuffins??
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Man, it is so pluckin’ relaxin’ when tha Canadian summer kicks in - fer tha few days outta tha year that it does. Just warms a bird’s feathers, doncha know??
HEY! Aw, curl ma fingernails and call me “hawk claws” - firgot ta bring a beer out! Wonder if Mac Attack is around? FETCH!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Ah, I’ll jus close ma eye, maybe soak in summa this sun - I can always grab a cold one after a lil nap, and before I flip over ta ma backside. Gotta spread that tan evenly, ya know!!
Later, flesh-peeps! Me and the sun got sum bizniz here!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Cluck fer now.....
OMG! No, really, OMG!! Would you kindly keep that crazy piece of poultry inside the house, out of site?
ReplyDeleteYa, I bet your giblets is toasty Charlie! I'll toast your giblets in a minute ya crazy bird!
And "hawk claws"? You've got nothin on me, I'll show you REAL hawk claws!
Later poultry bumps!
hee hee hee..."hawk claws"....funnny...
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