I’ve been polishing my apple this morning. Sorry, my Apple.
It’s white, which with me is like giving a balloon-padded room to a rhinoceros. Even wearing white cotton gloves, I’m able to smear the poor thing with paw prints, maybe even hair gel. I don’t know - I’m just gifted that way...
On the plus side, I’ll always know which one is mine when I go to pick it up at the Apple daycare...
Chow for now.
Sigh...and sadly, if there WAS an Apple daycare, Mr That Dan Guy would forfeit groceries to take his beloved Apple there, I just know it!
ReplyDeletePersonally, I dont think there were any marks Mr. was removing this morning, I think he secretly polishes the Wondrous Apple 50 times a day! I must get a hidden camera because I am certain I would find he tucks his Apple into a soft bed of lettuce or something at night too! Sigh.....
Hey, like a fine automobile, a little routine maintenance will protect this investment...
ReplyDeleteIt's no different from when I polish you...
Hmm I originally said to myself "Leave his comment alone, don't even go there", but now, upon further reflection, I would like to address the "routine maintenance" portion of your link to myself! WHAT?!
ReplyDeleteOOh La La!!
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