A Husband’s Guide To Cleaning A Dish
Step 1:
Use dish for meal. Enjoy meal.
Step 2:
Leave dish in sink. Note: The dish may remain in sink temporarily. Do not be alarmed, this will eventually resolve itself. It is quite like magic, as it eventually disappears, then returns back in cupboard.
Step 3:
Repeat Step 1 & 2.
Coming soon: How socks and underwear rejuvenate.
Chow for now!!
Well now there is a best seller! Oh wait a minute, men don't need this guide, it seems to come naturally.
ReplyDeletePS You just wrote that because you keep losing the race! I am quicker, that's all!
Does that make me a naturalist??
ReplyDeleteAre those the ones that don't wear clothes???
If it is, then you MUST be a naturalist! (Mr. Emu) LOL
ReplyDeleteOnly you and I toots!!
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