Chicken Scratch
(posted by a perplexed weekend guest blogger, the apparent poultry pauper Charlie Chicken…)
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
$44 Billion!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
What the pluck – Scrooge McDuck is worth $44 cluckin’ billion??? How duzza chicken get written inta that duck’s will???
By the pinfeathers of Thor – that’s a whole lotta chicken scratch!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
If I wuz them dasterdly Beagel Boyz, I woulda studied a little harder ta pry them bucks outta ole Scroogie! Sheesh – even coppin’ his change purse would be worth a few mille… I could doze on duck down for decades with that kinda moolah!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Wut I wanna know is how a cartoon duck acquires that kinda grease. Amway? Sham-Wow shares?
Mebbe he wuz one a tha monsters that created Windows….
AAAARGHHH!!!!!
OK Charlie…calm down…think….
Mebbe I gotta offer him premium interest rates, at tha “Bank A Associated Poultry Fellows”. Located in Scotland, ta sweeten tha pot?
Straight ta tha Gran cluckin’Kaymenz islands if I get my claws on a nickel….
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Cluck fer now…
how dose that compare with richie rich?
ReplyDeleteyou should be more carful with your cage liner gives them chicks ideas....
ReplyDeleteRichie is a pauper by comparison, worth a mere $9.7 billion. Not even as wealthy as your average Kardashian...
ReplyDeleteI dig chicks...
ReplyDeleteBUK-AAAAWK!!!!
do you subscribe to the cartoon forbs? if so cool...
ReplyDeleteCharlie, maybe you are related to the Cartoon duck? Didnt some chicklet way back when in your family marry a gosling or something like that? You check real hard, maybe you can finally pay rent for your digs here, which, by the way, are a far cry from your standard coop! Just practice saying "quack" and give em a call!
ReplyDeleteI really should - I'll look it up.
ReplyDeleteI used to read it.
I wood where ear rings and high heels ta get ma knuckles on summa that scratch!!
ReplyDeleteBUK-AAAAWK!!!!