Chicken Scratch
(posted by dapper weekend guest blogger, Charlie Chicken…)
Howdy hoomans!
Ole Charlie here taday, pree-parin’ ta head out ta sum kinda “crockpot” party. If I wuz a mean-spirited bird, I’d think that might have sumthin’ ta do with tha upcomin’ Canadian election…or is that “crackpot”???
BUK-AAAAWK!!!
It sounds like it might be sum kinda cookin’ lessons. I’m supposed ta bring a bag a potatoes, an some sliced carrots. I got a call lass nite, and the gist of it wuz that I had won sum kinda contest – I don even remember enterin’ it!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Well, I’m shur I can find some spuds aroun’ here, and pick up carrots on tha way if I hafta. Thas also why I’m all gussied up – I told the feller I’d be there with bells on!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Hey, I think it quit snowin’ outside! Not bad fer late April in Canada – might even be able to tuck away tha mukluks if this weather keeps up. Time ta get my short pants in fer dry cleanin’!!
Almost makes a bird wanna tweet from the treetops. Hey! Maybe I should start tweetin’??
Sumthin’ ta think about, after this crockpot thingie tonite…
Cluck fer now!!
Charlie, I would strongly advise you to stay home tonight. After all that snow you have had, I think a heat spell is on the way.
ReplyDeleteFunny. I Googled "crockpot".
ReplyDeleteIT WAS A ROOZ!!
Ah...as was spring here in the 'Peg. Snow on May Day. I think I might pull out the crockpot myself and make some chicken soup.
ReplyDeleteThree seasons now in Canada - Winter, Summer, Winter...
ReplyDeleteRats! That old bird caught on to my Rooz! I'll getcha Charlie, one of these days, I'll getcha!
ReplyDeletehe's a slippery one, ole Charlie - could be all the basting...
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