Oh give me a home,


Where the buffalo roam…

Where buffalo are roaming? For Pete’s sake, who needs to have hulking hairy smelly beasts wandering around everywhere? Never mind the mess they must leave behind, especially depending on their diet.

Let’s try this again…

Oh give me a home,

Where roast beef sandwiches roam.

And cold beer, a little cantaloupe on a tray…

Yeah, that sounds better. And now, I’m hungry…

Chow for now!!