Chicken Scratch

(pothted by weekend guetht blogga Chah-lee Chicken…)

Thith ith not good…

AAAWK!!!!

Thweet Caroline, thith hurth like tha Dickenth…

AAAAWK!!!!

Boyth an girlth – PLEATHE don try thtuff you thee on tha innernet…

Thumb thtuff ith juth plain dumb…

AAAAWK!!!!

OWWWW!!!

Muther uv merthy…that hurtth!!!

Why din I bring my cluckin’ thigarette lighter with me??

AAAAWK!!!!

Thay, would you be tho kind ath to pour a glath of wam watr ova my tongue??

Pleath????

No??

Mebbe if I breath real hard…an real hot...

Cluck fer now…