Chicken Scratch
(posted by weekend guest pest..ummm…”blogger” Charlie Chicken…)
GADZOOKS!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
EUREKA!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Yessir, I had me an idea – don matter that I can’t renumber what it wuz right now, but I did have an idea – illoominatin’!
I wonder if pipl had ideas before Edison invented the lite bulb? Musta been dim ones if they did…
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Hey!?! With that lite bulb on my noggin, I see inna mirrer that I ain’t got hair!!! When did I go bald???
Oh, wait…I always wuz bald – excepin’ fer my comb – kinda a poultry version uva Mohawk do.
Mebbe I need ta start a punk band?
“Charlie Rotten & Tha Moldy Potatoes”????
Oughta work on that, I think…an I wonder if that wuz tha idea I had come up with earlier?
Who tha cluck knows????
Cluck fer now!!
OMG! Just when one thinks Charlie is one shameless, ridiculous bird, he pulls an awesome idea like the name of his band out of his chicken feather! And what a great question, a great twist on "what came first, the chicken or the egg" Charlie actually wonders what came first "the idea or the light bulb". Ya, you have to love this dumb-ass bird.
ReplyDeleteI think he only does have one chicken feather left (kind of like someone else here...)
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