My Morning Shave:

Cheeks – check.

Chin – check.

Sideburns – check.

Waddle – check.

2^nd chin – check.

Nose – check.

NOSE?? What the doodles??

Why does hair grow unabated on a human nose, when it avoids places it should logically frequent, like my forehead or scalp??

Oy…

Chow for now.