Refrigerator CSI:
Episode 1 – The team attempts to identify what may once have been a food product, but now looks like a putting green in a Tupperware container. A putting green with what appears to be a pulse…
Episode 2 – The team analyzes large suspended blobules in a milk container, in the hopes of discovering why the entire carton hasn’t attained the consistency of petrified matter.
Episode 3 – The team profiles the apparent twisted and mono-chromatic mind of a certain Dr. Seuss – whose fridge contains green eggs, green ham, green cheese, and remnants of leprechaun…
Episode 4 – A package of ground beef quietly whistling “Give Me A Home, Where the Buffalo Roam” perplexes the team.
Episode 5 – Carbon-dating fails to identify the age of a bag of celery releasing noxious fumes, on the season finale…
Episode 6: The CSI team is more perplexed as ever before as it tries to determine how Mr. That Dan Guy's brain works exactly.
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