Happy Holiday Monday, K-Mart Shoppers!!

Well, I know that this product isn’t even available in Canada yet, but is it too late to launch “i-Pad Quest, 2010”, yet??

Check out the latest (fantastic, spectacular, brilliant, dazzling, useful, sizzling, arousing, desirable) product to roll off of the Apple assembly line:

http://www.apple.com/ipad/guided-tours/

It’s a book reader, it’s a smart-phone on steroids – it’s a mini-laptop – it’s a goddam Ringling Brothers of technological wonder, in your hands. And I haven’t even held one yet!! THAT’S the power of Apple!!

So, if you’re wondering how you might be able to help celebrate Such Is Life landmarks like “loading a blog before Noon”, or “not mentioning Barry Manilow or Celine Dion” for over a week – THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT!!!

“i-Pad Quest, 2010” – The greatest, noblest quest of them all….

Chow for now!!