We’ve finally started to tune into the Olympics. 
   Hey, that reminds me – what’s the difference between a piano, and a fish?
   You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!!!
   Sorry – sometimes these things just make their way out…
   At any rate – what with most every show being off the air right now due to the Olympics, we have ended up watching a few of the competitions. Canada could be doing better, for sure (eh?), but all-in-all, they are holding their own. Maybe they should quit doing that – I was always told I’d go blind…
   Ba-Doom Boom!!! Here all week folks – try the veal!!
   Where was I? Oh yeah, Canada and the Olympics…
   Many of our highly- considered Canadian medal contenders have flattened like that aforementioned tuna, under the pressure of the spotlight. Only a few have gone on to win, so I guess our “Own The Podium” motto this year will go down as a bit of a bust.
   We could always make a bust of a podium, which we could then own?
   Oh-oh…
   I hear rustling upstairs…Mrs. That Dan Guy must be arising!!
   I better wrap this up, and make some coffee – PRONTO!!
   Chow…for now.
 
2 comments:
Don't eat the veal folks!
Hey, Canada, we are proud! Go Canada go!
Tuna fish - yuk yuk yuk!!
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