Chicken Scratch

Presents:

“The Tonight Show”, starring Charlie Chicken…

Charlie’s guests tonight – Eggbert, Coop Anderson, and a musical performance by “Shake N Bake”…

And now…HEEEEEERE’S CHARLIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Thang Q…

Thang Q…

Please ladies and gentlemens – please…

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Hey, did you hear about Snow White’s brother? What was his name again??

Egg White!! Get the yolk???

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Man, is it hot out there. It’s been so hot…

(HOW HOT IS IT???)

It’s so hot that NBC executives are looking forward to the continued cold front between Jay & Conan!!

(sound of crickets chirping)

Whoa! Tough room! I feel as as welcome as Col. Sanders attending a Chickens Anonymous meeting…

Buk-AAAAWK!!!!

Hey folks, we got a great show tonight. We’ll be right back!!

Cluck for now!!