Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Cod-walloper…

I awoke this morning, stretched my still-sleeping arm out the front door to pick up the morning newspaper, and then discovered that we (Calgary) have been…BAMBOOZLED!!!

Burned. Screwed. Shafted. Pistol-whipped, covered in mayonnaise and left on an ant hill.

U2 is coming to Alberta, but they have mysteriously chosen to SKIP Calgary – the heartless bastards… What is up with that? I think I may just go back to bed…

Chow for now,

Heartbroken in Canada

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4 comments:

  1. Mrs That Dan Guy5:54 AM

    Oh brother! Can I help wipe those giant tears? Such drama!

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  2. Unknown10:31 AM

    Geez, and I thought you were referring to the fact that we were supposed to get 5-10cm of snow overnight and nothing. :)

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  3. ThatDanGuy5:51 AM

    I'm still a little verklempt...

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  4. ThatDanGuy5:52 AM

    Weeping for no snow? What sort of looney tune do you take me for??

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