Sunday, March 01, 2009

Ugh…

Sunday - the day of the week that dull and uninteresting chores must be attended to, here in the Such Is Life household. I am deliriously tickled, and filled with bubbling enthusiasm for the day…

(Cough! Cough! Cough!)

Oh dear! I think I may be coming down with something viral – like whooping cough, or malaria!

I may not be able to help ole Mrs. That Dan Guy with the chores today – aw shucks! Shucks–a-roonie!!

I suppose I could supervise her, as some small part of assistance? She’d appreciate that, I’m sure!

Yes, yes…I am definitely starting to feel weak, faint even. My pulse is actually a bit thin, when I press my hand against my ear – as a matter of fact, I can barely feel a pulse! Maybe I should call a paramedic!!

You know, if I just sit a spell perhaps – settle down in our reclining sofa and regain my strength, maybe I’ll be able to help with the chores NEXT weekend.

It would probably help me to recuperate if I had some nutrition – perhaps some beer and pretzels??

Just sayin’…

Chow for now!!

4 comments:

  1. Anonymous10:15 AM

    Whatever dude! Faint, barely a pulse, my sweet patootie!
    There is a vacuum with your name on it. Dont make me get you up from that recliner!

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  2. Anonymous1:44 PM

    sorry to hear your ailing, that mrs will wait on hand and foot while you recover
    get well soon (monday?)

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  3. Cough! Cough! Cough!

    No problem, my dear - don't worry about me...I'm pretty sure I can vacuum iwth one lung...

    Cough! Cough! Cough!!

    Whoa! Phlegm ball!!!

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  4. It's a miracle!!

    I'm OK, I'm OK!!

    Nowe, if only I could learn how to spell in these blog comment responses...

    Ugh...

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