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Chicken Scratch


Holy Cluck!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Man, a bird takes 5 little minutes to grab a quick cat-nap, and suddenly the Medic-Alert Morons spring inta action!

There I wuz, hassin’ myself a brief siesta the other day, and suddenly I got a giant, human hand compressing my chest, and Hen Rietta comin’ in outta nowhere, to slip me some wet ole chicken tongue!! GROSS!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

And all the while, I wuz inna middle uva inkredibul dream about Scarlett Johansson, as the finest chicken I ever did see! Floss my feathers and call me slick!!

Well, at least they didn’t cause any permanent damage – thank the Great Bird that I’m built like a Swiss clock, an I'm tougher than the gubernator of California!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

What is up with that wingy chick Henny? Good golly, if I wanted my tonsils dusted, I woulda chugged a coupla beers!! Cluckin’ hell…

I guess from now on, I gotta sleep with one eye open, lest some eager-beaver, Dudley Do-Rights swoop in ta “rescue me” again.

For the love a Pete…

Cluck for now!!